Where in the world is DJ Funky Monkey?

DJ Reports In From Hawaii

zaskoda — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:06:50 +0000

The post card says it all: “Sorry to skip out on you with no notice. This opportunity came up to get away to the islands and I took it! My companions hope you don’t mind.”

Transmonkey?

zaskoda — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:46:27 +0000

DJ Funky Monkey Tranny

DJ! What have you become?

Gnome Regrets

zaskoda — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:35:39 +0000

DJ & The Gnome

Apparently, DJ Funky Monkey has developed a new habit. Gnomes are always a bad influence.

Monkey Alert: DJ Sighting In Houston Airport

zaskoda — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:30:29 +0000

Pierced

From the reporter: “Was heard muttering something about Brazil being way too much fun before he headed for the Men’s room holding his stomach….”

Another Party Photo Surfaces

zaskoda — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:29:12 +0000

As more photos begin to surface, it seems DJ Funky Monkey is finding creative ways of traveling. Come home DJ! Come home!

DJ Funky Monkey Apparently Not In Danger

zaskoda — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:45:45 +0000

Yet another photo of Dj Funky Monkey has surfaced. Was the kidnapping a farce? What’s going on!?

DJ Funky Monkey In Danger

zaskoda — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:39:59 +0000

DJ Funky Monkey’s fate is unknown as new photos surface!

DJ Funky Monkey Goes Missing

zaskoda — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:35:31 +0000

Have you seen this monkey?

DJ Funky Monkey was last seen sitting fireside in campground 14 at Golden Gate Canyon on Sunday June 21st. DJ failed to catch his scheduled ride home that morning.